NOW They Talk to Each Other?

My dependents barely tolerated each other when they were little dependents.  Dependent #2 annoyed Dependent #1 and vice versa.  We had signs on bedroom doors that forbid the other entry of said room - upon penalty of death.  Freaking little monsters.  I don't know how that lump on the sofa and I suffered through their adolescents.  Are other families like that or do we get the Dysfunctional Family of the Year award?  . 


Anywho----

NOW they talk to each other?  


Dependent #1 called Dependent #2.  I imagine the conversation went something like this.


"Hey #2 - didja know Mom bought a laptop?


#2:  "NO WAY"


#1  "YES -- WAY and she has a BLOG!!!!!!!"


#2:  "NO WAY"


#1:  "Do you know more than two words?????"


#2:  "YES I DO -- That's five words for your information"


#1:  "WHAT-EV-AH!  Mom told the world that Gary and I are living in sin.  She even used the "f" word."


#2:  "NO WAY!!!!!"


#1:  "You are an imbecile!!!!  She said fornication."


#2:  "I don't think that was bad"


#1:  "Well, just you wait until she tells the world that you lost your left nut in that snowmobile accident!  YOU'RE AN IDIOT!!!!  I CAN'T TALK TO YOU!  BYE #2."


Then Dependent #2 called me.


"Mom - I heard about your blog.  You won't tell anyone that I lost my nut in that accident, will you?"


OOPS!!!